"Ka-Pow Bitch!" - C.D.

His Origins - unknown
His Mission - to offend and entertain

Follow the adventures of humanity's largest douchebag as he transmits his messages of douchebaggery and awesome cover songs!

Wherever there is evil, he will mock it
Wherever there is injustice, he probably caused it
Wherever there is an opportunity to appear like a complete asshole...
...you can always count on...

CAPTAIN DOUCHEBAG!!!!!

…And That’s The Truth…

…And That’s The Truth…

zombiemergencyresponseoperations asked: You just quoted lyrics from Bamboo - YOU ARE SOOOOOOO GAY!!!!

- sorry to burst your douche bubble but it was Francis M. who made famous the term. so are you saying Francis M is gay??? and Nathan Azarcon???

*I told you never to bash local artists.

…You obviously missed the context here…Key word used in the sentence was “YOU”… not the artists… “YOU”… funny how you are turning this towards them…

Let’s try using your logic here for a sec… “Well God made me so are you saying God is gay?” - that’s you!

(…The Captain face palms and shakes his head…)

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Captain Douchebag Radio Transmission:

Static-X - “Speedway” (Elvis Presley Cover)

zombiemergencyresponseoperations asked: Oi! fuck-face! i need the track listing for the awesome CD you gave me.

BWAHAHAHA!!!! I thought you said you had most of it already??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I’ll PM it to you… “Brother of Fuck-Face” or should I say Cunt-Head!!!!

zombiemergencyresponseoperations asked: Hey! didn’t I also suggest this to you? - whoops oh yeah, i forgot. editing it. Oi! VOTE 4 ME fool

Already did (twice!) I guess you don’t read message threads on facebook… YOU HAVE TO WATCH “HARD TICKET TO HAWAII”!!!!!!

…got a little bored and just felt like messing around with photoshop - LOL!

…got a little bored and just felt like messing around with photoshop - LOL!